I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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