sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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