so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
