I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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