Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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