i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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