I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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