break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Randomize
