ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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