i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish I only lived at night.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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