He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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