The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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