Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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