I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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