I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Randomize
