Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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