He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
