I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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