Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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