Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
