i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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