Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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