And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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