Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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