he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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