he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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