Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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