Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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