Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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