The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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