I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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