Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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