so explain again why im purple
no
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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