well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
