In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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