I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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