Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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