He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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