I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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