dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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