He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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