She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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