all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
