So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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