Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
