smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you never un-have a 4some
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
