i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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