It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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