Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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