Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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