youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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