You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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