You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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