she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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