the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
They have beer where we have blood.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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