porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's blow job season.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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