I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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